Good News: Vaudeville Is Back!

Vice President Dick Cheney sought Saudi Arabia's help in calming Iraq after an especially violent week of sectarian violence.

Imagine your cousins in the next state are fighting for their lives, and the cops show up at your door threatening to impound your cars if you don't make them stop. Now, just how disappointed would you be when it turned out to not be a vaudeville act, or at least a strip-o-gram? One hopes Cheney wore pasties and a g-string, and someone in Riyadh caught it on tape.