10) John...we invaded Iraq, not Poughkeepsie.
9) It's the Wailing Wall, not the Whaling Wall.
8) Stop hogging the blankets, you brute.
7) Bomb-Bomb Iran is based on a Beach Boys song, not Nancy Sinatra.
6) That's a camel you're talking to.
5) Not meaning to interrupt your press conference, but...how come you never hug me?
4) One of your sock suspenders just snapped and brought down an unmanned drone.
3) You're scratching your balls in front of the press corps again.
2) When you're president, can I come over and play with the red phone?
1) Do you always grind pepper on your JELL-O?
(shamelessly lifted from Cat in the Bag, who found it at DKos)