Monday, July 02, 2007

A New Stephen King Movie, Or A Slight Problem?

Somehow, the business end of this sea monster wound up in a fox den on a 50-acre farm in New Jersey. I have questions. One: what is it doing on land? Two: what pissed it off enough to crawl across New Jersey? Three: How do I avoid it?

Actually, this creature is called a wolf eel, which inhabits the deep, dark waters of the North Atlantic. It gets to be about six feet long. If you do not swim in the deep, dark waters of the North Atlantic, you'll be fine. Even if you do, but still refrain from acting or looking like a lobster, you'll probably be fine.

Unless of course the wolf eels have decided to make New Jersey into their New North Atlantic and lurk in wait for people and pets. Then you might be fine, or, you might be eaten alive like hapless victims in a Steven King movie.

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