Nine Oldsters Booted Out Of Nursing Home
"They somehow got it into their heads to celebrate the 90th birthday of one of the women with a kind of sex party," said Miss Helterford. "This may sound harmless or amusing to some people, but Scarborough has a reputation to uphold. We cannot tolerate that kind of conduct."Mental note: do not end up in a facility named "Scarborough."
(via Cat in the Bag, who have been on a bit of a graphics roll.)