Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Security Lapse In Heart Of White House

In a chilling display of cunning, pranksters eluded the Secret Service to sabotage Karl Rove's black Jaguar in the most secure private driveway in the world. The car was defaced with thousands of Post-It notes, an "I Love Obama" bumper sticker, two bald eagles, an elephant, and then wound up with plastic wrap. Obviously the handiwork of Al-Qaeda. Or K-Street lobbyists.

Gosh, it would be really hilarious if they find Rove's body in the trunk.


Anonymous said...

signed: Someone who loves you.

MarcLord said...

Glad you appreciated it, "anonymous."

I'm sure the evil-doers will be brought to justice any year now.

Anonymous said...

Why couldn't the asshole buy an American made car?

Naj said...

Marc, do you think your criminal leaders will attack Iran?!
i need help!

HopeSpringsATurtle said...

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.