Thursday, March 08, 2007

Woe, Woe Unto Thee, Wicked-pedia

For those of you who have been led astray into the wages of orgiastic sin by reading godless, liberal-leaning Wikipedia entries, prepare to be saved. Your solution has arrived, courtesy of God 2.0:
Welcome to Conservapedia
A conservative encyclopedia you can trust.
Conservapedia has over 3,800 educational, clean and concise entries on historical, scientific, legal, and economic topics, as well as more than 350 lectures and term lists. There have been over 2,400,000 page views and over 19,600 page edits. Already Conservapedia has become one of the largest user-controlled free encyclopedias on the internet. This site is growing rapidly.

Conservapedia is a much-needed alternative to Wikipedia, which is increasingly anti-Christian and anti-American. On Wikipedia, many of the dates are provided in the anti-Christian "C.E." instead of "A.D.", which Conservapedia uses. Christianity receives no credit for the great advances and discoveries it inspired, such as those of the Renaissance. Read a list of many Examples of Bias in Wikipedia.

Conservapedia is an online resource and meeting place where we favor Christianity and America. Conservapedia has easy-to-use indexes to facilitate review of topics. You will much prefer using Conservapedia compared to Wikipedia if you want concise answers free of "political correctness".

Contributions that comply with simple commandments are respected (and improved) to the maximum extent possible. Please improve this website as you use it, and please cite your sources. With your help, Conservapedia will continue to be an online encyclopedia you can trust. This is also a meeting place, and appropriate questions may be posted at Ask questions.
(Hat Tip to Al C. for showing this path to digital salvation.)


Anonymous said...

Well, I had to go take a look after that. Very entertaining. To make the fun last longer, I decided to search the same, fairly neutral (ie, chosen from Conservapedia for neutrality) topic. Since Conservapedia has no observable search bar, I linked to the "boston massacre" (today in history!). Web links to the two versions are below. Niiiiice comparison.



MarcLord said...

hello, "anonymous," if that's what you're calling yourself these days. In your clever attempt to discredit Conservapedia, however, you have unmasked yourself as more than anonymous, verily as the eternal creature known by many names: Scratch, Son of the Morning, The Great Deceiver, Baal ze bub. Get thee behind me, Satan, and support Wikipedia in thine own name.

Really, though, stop by any time, always good to see a new visitor to the blog. Plus, a visit by Lucifer is probably good for publicity, and on top of that I had no idea today was Boston Massacre Day. Stay unholy,