Friday, December 19, 2008

Obama Staffs Another Fictional Bush Cabinet Post With Actual Person

He named Dennis Blair, as the new DNI. 6th generation Navy man. Former Rhodes scholar, thinker for one of the two democratic think-tanks in existence, friend of John Podesta. Although he may be a competent guy, probably better than the outgoing John "Pardon Me, But I Have Death Squads To Run" Negroponte. We spend $100 billion or so, not including black budgets, on this shit every year. What with all the decisive victories it's achieving, like in the video above, I was thinking "Hey! What the hell, let's see what happens if we spend less."

But we obviously, desperately need another federal agency that deals with "intelligence." I mean, there's only the Director of National Intelligence, Central Intelligence Agency, Defense Intelligence Agency, Department of Homeland Security, Federal Bureau of Investigation, National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency, National Reconnaissance Office, and National Security Agency. And let's throw in the Secret Service, DEA, Centac, ATF, BNR, and the Park Rangers. We totally have to have this!


Anonymous said...

The husband and I were just talking about this the other night, how there are so many stupid agencies already, so maybe some of them could be consolidated. Makes sense to me. But what do I know, I'm just some liberal blogger :)

MarcLord said...


I move that we stop using the word "liberal." And instead use the word "sane."