Vetting the Obama-Dog
If you have a hypoallergenic shelter-dog handy, now's the time to notify the Obamas. Charming bark a plus, biting reporters a no-no. (Barack is a friend of dry humor.)
Reach Through Bullshit Curtains. Seek For Honest Speakers. Grab Them With Free Hands.
3 comments:
Dobermans are not as hypoallergenic as poodles, but better for the image than poodles, which are far too 'Frenchie'.
I see your Dobie and raise you an Airedale. Please, god, anything but a Yorkie.
Quote from Whatever It Is I'm Against It:
Mutts, like me
In his first post-election press conference, Obama addressed the all-important puppy issue, saying that Malia needs a hypo-allergenic dog so he may not be able to get one from the pound because “a lot of shelter dogs are mutts, like me.” He said it, not me. Of course after eight years of seeing the White House occupied by an example of the results of excessive in-breeding, a mutt looks pretty good.
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