Saturday, July 12, 2008


Goodbye From The World's Biggest Polluter

How Bush wrapped up the G8 meeting in Japan:
The American leader, who has been condemned throughout his presidency for failing to tackle climate change, ended a private meeting with the words: "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."

He then punched the air while grinning widely, as the rest of those present including Gordon Brown and Nicolas Sarkozy looked on in shock.

Oddly, I applied that term specifically to him earlier in the week immediately after asking myself, "Who is the world's biggest individual polluter?" After thinking about what should be done to limit continuing damage he will cause as an ex-President, this last debacle elicits the right solution. It's so simple, it's so obvious--for the good of America, as a gift and courtesy to humanity, cutting out his tongue is an absolute necessity.

4 comments:

Zoey & Me said...

Bush has a child's intellect. He will never grow mentally further than that of a toddler.

isabelita said...

A stunted intellect, without a single redeeming or engaging quality that a child might possess.
But definitely oodles of the meanness.

MarcLord said...

He had to work on the charm; the meanness he was born with.

Brother Tim said...

"It's so simple, it's so obvious--for the good of America, as a gift and courtesy to humanity, cutting out his tongue is an absolute necessity."

That is the best punishment for Bush I've ever heard.